JOKES AND WRITE UPS

EMPLOYIE AND EMPLOYER
Employee : Sir, you called me?  Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.  Employee : (After few mins),done sir Boss : Do it again.  Employee : Done again, sir.  Boss : Do it once more Employee : Now I  don't have stamina for it, sir.  Boss : Very good,here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.

DRIVER AND AKPOS

writer and comedian

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation. Here is the Interrogation: POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50 people? AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had to  make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce Casualties! AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party. POLICE: So, what did you do? AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process. Will the police let Akpos
go?